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| User: | gatheredarkness (9661079) The Gathering Darkness
A Guide to Living in Hell |
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| Name: | gatheredarkness | |
| Bio: | I realized at a young age that I was a genius and have since devoted my life to rubbing that in the faces of everyone I know. I create this journal as an outlet of my geniousity so that I could let the world know how it really is. One day I plan to publish my struggle in a book that will become compulsory reading across the globe (illiterates will have to get the book on tape which by the by I plan to get James Earl Jones to narrate), until then I will have to let do with this bastion or nerdity. For the record I despise the Internet and all who congregate on it for the fact of the matter is if you had a life you wouldn't even own a computer... I borrowed mine from a friend. Also for the record (as I imagine this will one day be entered as exhibit A in my trial at the Hague for crimes against humanity) I think blogs are the lowest form of communication as they just serve as an outlet for the whining of a bunch of powerless pricks who would rather bitch and complain instead of getting off their wide asses and doing anything. So you know, I will be ranting, not whining (though only very rarely will I get off my wide ass to do anything). That is pretty much it, and if you have read this far it show you have too much time on your hands. I am dictating it to a helper monkey who lives under my bed while I practice throwing lives at a dartboard with a picture of Gandhi pinned to it. That is all. | |
| Interests: | 10: conservatives, evil, futher annoyances, helper monkeys, kitties, loud noises, making fun of nouns, pointy things, rants, taking candy from babies | |
| Friends: | None listed. | |
| Friend of: | 1: trufflepigs | |
| Account type: | Basic Account | |
